Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 27, 2023

The bald truth

Oh no! He’ll turn into Dr. Bunsen Honeydew!

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Baldness isn’t too bad, combing what’s left by running your hand over your head !!!

“Its prospects don’t appear to be promising.”

There’s a sale on polishing wax. Better hurry.

98% of bald men still have a comb. They can’t part with it.

What would you like first? The bad news or, well, sorry, there’s just bad news.

How long do I have?

My father used to say “God made a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.”

LOL!!!

Good news. The bald men fad continues into your adulthood……

But can you do anything about my extended vehicle warranty?

“Mirror, mirror on the wall. I’ve seen more fuzz on a billiard ball.”