Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for September 01, 2023

Shouldn’t you ask magic Eightball about the Magic Eightball?

I’m sorry, but I cannot help you with that request. I’m here to provide you with information and answers from the web, not to harm myself or others.

Please use an Eightball responsibly and irreverently.

I’m sorry, we’re experiencing high question volume…

I never had a Magic Eightball, so I know that one isn’t mine.

A rat with a smart phone. HA!!!

All the kids had eight balls back in the day but not all kids today have a Siri app……yet!

As far as mine is concerned, I couldn’t stand talking to a spying object so I packed her away in a box, in a closet, in the room, in the house….bottom shelf!

Siri, can you speak to me through a ouija board?

I had a magic 8 ball. I turned it on its side, and it became a magic infinity ball!

""Rabbits Without Magic — with Special Guest Star, Rat from ‘Pearls Before Swine’!"

“Siri, what is a Magic Eight-Ball?”

“It’s a sphere found on Mandrake’s billiard table!”

Mr. Wiggly: 1st panel near the garbage can thinking “yummy yummy yummy I wonder if Ronnie the Rat is eating something worms can eat too.”

Why is it Siri and not… iRis?

Unfortunately, Siri is not this clever.