I was going to become a catholic until I realised it´s the priest that gets the wine, I also didn´t join the UK navy because they stopped the rum ration.
Just go to an online ministry site, pay the fee and download the certificate. Ta-Da, you are now an ordained minister. Then just perform the marriage outside your original denomination. Some years ago, two friends of mine did this so they could officiate their besties marriages and fortunately, it’s legal in most states.
Wait, why would he need to check with Rome, isn’t he Episcopalian? I mean, he and Joanie went on a couple dates didn’t they? (Not that anything happened)
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
The Rev ain’t Catholic.
Jacob Mattingly over 1 year ago
I forgot about Scotts homophobia
californiamonty over 1 year ago
Check with Rome? I thought the Rev is Episcopalian.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just have a commitment service. Nobody’s asking for a Nuptial Mass.
Blood-Poisoning Vermin over 1 year ago
Reminds me of the time the Pope was awakened in the middle of the night by an aide with good news and bad news:
“Excellency, Jesus is on the phone calling with an important update.”
“Jesus on the phone!?!? What could be bad about that?”
“He’s calling from Salt Lake City.”
VegaAlopex over 1 year ago
Why would a Protestant minister check with Rome?
cmerb over 1 year ago
SO ?
Prey over 1 year ago
I was going to become a catholic until I realised it´s the priest that gets the wine, I also didn´t join the UK navy because they stopped the rum ration.
rossevrymn over 1 year ago
just now realizing that the good reverend is Roman Catholic
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
And I always assumed the Rev was Episcopalian.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
My guess is the Rev became the go to guy for same sex weddings after this.
prrdh over 1 year ago
“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
—Kinky Friedman
delennwen over 1 year ago
I think Mark and Chase aren’t together any more? (in rhe current strips)
bignatefan over 1 year ago
Check with Rome? I thought the Rev was a member of some squishy denomination or other.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
“Those people can’t love each other, because it makes me feel icky- I mean, because my invisible sky-father says so.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, god tests us in many ways. I gotta feeling he’s getting ready to grade your exam now, there padre. Good luck.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
There must be something to that “Love thy fellow man” business.
NRHAWK Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just go to an online ministry site, pay the fee and download the certificate. Ta-Da, you are now an ordained minister. Then just perform the marriage outside your original denomination. Some years ago, two friends of mine did this so they could officiate their besties marriages and fortunately, it’s legal in most states.
mindjob over 1 year ago
Just go to Vegas. They have divorce offices right next to the chapels
kaffekup over 1 year ago
I’m starting to think that no one reads the comments before they fire off their own…
Zarnof over 1 year ago
Wait, why would he need to check with Rome, isn’t he Episcopalian? I mean, he and Joanie went on a couple dates didn’t they? (Not that anything happened)
eced52 over 1 year ago
Forget Rome, better check with Home.
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
BD didn’t care if Mark was gay. He had always considered Mark a weirdo like Mike and Zonker. He just didn’t want anyone arrested for being a weirdo.