Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 15, 2023

Ask Poncho to unfetch your slippers.

good thing you didn’t ask him to fetch the cats

Poncho, don’t you dare fetch my slippers!

Poncho has a catapult handy just in case. Maybe a trebuchet — a word I learned from reading Cul de Sac every day. The comics are SO educational!

Before a dog can fetch something, they have to be thrown somewhere.

It looks like he chucked the girls slippers. I wouldn’t wear them sissified things.

Really? Is fetching the slippers for your master really that grueling of a experience?

Dictionary . Com says “shoop” is sexual slang.

Ooooh. I thought you wanted to fetch your slippers. Not sorry.

Poncho: Sorry to bother you. I was going to relax before going to the store to buy you some more dog food…but never mind.

Psychiatrists call this negativism.

“SHOOP!”

We’re gonna need another pair of slippers! :)

Now, Poncho …… you can “ACTUALLY” go out now and fetch the slippers ………. or not ……. ;)

From a more innocent time, the Shoop Shoop song (It’s in his Kiss) by Betty Everett.

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Poncho looks like a dog, but I swear he is a cat in disguise!

…slow learner