Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 14, 2023

Naturally, it will be followed by a sticks alert.

By the way, have you heard the one about the third pig’s favorite song?

What else did you expect in allergy season?

If they lose power, they may have to use their ham radio.

Is the story of the three little pigs and big bad wolf a parable about building homes in hurricane or tornado regions?

He always was a blowhard.

Need to know. Is a Sharpie marker in the forecasting future?