Close to Home by John McPherson for September 07, 2023

you probably want s’more!

Dang. I was hoping for cotton candy.

Ah, there’s Bleeb! I guess he’s a permanent resident of Heaven now.

Sounds sticky and messy and hard to walk through. Maybe they can fly over the marshmallow fluff.

I’d prefer high-quality ice cream.

Don’t eat the yellow fluff.

Heaven by Dallas Holm:

Some people say you can be too heavenly minded

To be of any earthly good

But I don’t think you can be too heavenly minded

In fact, I think that thinkin’ bout Heaven is good

Somebody asked me just the other day

If I thought Heaven was so

Well I said I’ve had some time

To check this thing out

And I know that I know

What I know cuz I know

That fluff between your toes will never come out, maybe they are in the other place and the sign is saying navaeh getting out, stuck here for eternity!

And you can eat all you want without getting full or fat!

Will there be chocolate and grahams too?

Order up a jar of peanut butter and Heaven becomes one big Fluffernutter!

Then I’m not going; I loathe marshmallow.

Bleeb is “just visiting”. See? No halo…yet.

Just reach down and have a scooby snack, I like it!

… still ain’t wearin’ the hospital gown!

…and everyone is walking around in it in their bare feet. No thanks.

Yikes!!

I’m glad Bleep is back!

Marshmallow fluff is one Heavenly perk, peanut butter is a Nutter.

Let’s all have a marshmallow fluff ball fight!

No wonder they all have wings. Can you imagine how sticky your feet would get?!

Would there be such a thing as a sugar-free Heaven?

Now for the Graham crackers and chocolate. Where to get the fire…..that’s gonna be a doozy

Snazzy heaven sign

And they’re s’mores down below!

It helps you to stick around…

Bleeb’s outside the gates watching all of John’s characters that died and went to comic heaven…

Bleeb is in a really good spot for observing near heavenly sights. Note the short robe on the lady about to make her entrance into Heaven.

Are dark clouds made of chocolate… or maybe licorice?

This one person is still having doubts about entering

Ick. Way too sweet and way too sticky.

My hell

Food fight!

The gates are not pearly.

Seeing how they’re picking it up and chowing into it reminds me of what I sometimes do with fresh (clean) snow.

So, in heaven, signs are in English? Good to know.

Hi, Bleeb!

I hate marshmallows! I wonder what they are serving in the other place …