Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 07, 2023

“Chickmate.”

Funny, you don’t look like Dustin Hoffman

Well, I guess that the honeymoon is over.

In the Popemobile?

Please Mr.Jailer, won’t you let my man go free?

Please Mr.Jailer, won’t you let me man go free?

He don’t belong in prison, though he’s guilty as can be

But the only crime he’s guilty of is simply loving me

Please Mr.Jailer, won’t you let my man go free?

She’s not a kid but I still say that’s kidnapping.

She decided that she did not want to settle for the second best man so she drove off with the Best Man.

Best man wins!

Reminds me of an old VW car commercial.

Although I’m sure he’ll catch me now that I’ve been pulled over.

Marriage license and registration please!

I didn’t know how fast I was going, but perhaps you could tell me.

Now I wonder who picked him as the best man.

That’s really bigaher…(OK Big of me)

If I were the cop, once I confirmed that the bride was a willing party, I’d let that guy off the hook and send them on their way. Should be a fun bit of human interest drama on the evening news.

Might be just as funny if he said he was going fast enough to lose the best man and run off with his bride.

Smoky and the Bandit in a cartoon.

The Graduate