Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 03, 2023

They are words that arise in normal “condescension”.

That’s the quality of most stand up comedy.

Bad dog, where’s my rolled up news paper?

Probably because when guys call a woman a ‘bad girl,’ it means she has been very good.

Open mic night at The Hydrant.

A canine Jerry Seinfeld?

What are they drinking? i though they were all on the waggin’.

How many are named Damit?

Next up is why dogs sniff other dogs butt…this ought to be good!

The Jerry Seinfeld of the canine set.

‘Cause if they say “Bad Boy” it’ll turn into “What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?” and then you have a new problem.

And what’s up with all those plant-based treats they are trying foist on us, I mean where’s the bacon.

If “Johnny” was alive, he’d hire this comic on the spot…(RIP Johnny Carson)…