Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 04, 2023

Exit “rage” left/right.

I think he only passed the first quarter of the “assertiveness” course.

“Have a good day!”

“Don’t tell me what to do!!”

(He’s probably not vaccinated either.)

Midvale School For The Gifted?

To open door, pull. If that does not work, push. If that still does not work try using the real door to your left.

:D

I hate when there are two doors but only one is unlocked. I always choose the wrong one. Hint: If you have two doors unlock them both!

When it comes to assertiveness, Larry doesn’t have much pull.

Assertiveness as opposed to going with the flow of things.

Reminds me of same cartoon but title on the door is “SCHOOL FOR GIFTED CHILDREN”.

There’s a fine line between being assertive and being a jerk.

I did something like that exiting a restaurant: Seeing the word “PUSH”, I slammed into the door, not realizing that I was reading it backwards through a glass door.

Dang ‘ol dang ‘ol Biden dummycrats ain’t gonna tell me how to… /s

Reminds me of The Zax from The Sneetches and Other Stories.

The North-going Zax and the South-going Zax came to a place where they bumped and stood foot to foot, face to face. Neither would budge to the left or the right.

This kid’s really getting pushy.

Nice idea but using a woman character would be more in line…

We’ll see how assertiveness works for him.

Interesting variation on that classic Far Side cartoon of “Midvale School for the Gifted”

Maybe he passed Assertiveness Training but now he needs Reading & Comprehension. That’s not a command on the door, it’s an instruction.

Welcome to the far side.