Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 03, 2023

“Trout’s mother”

“In your case, pretty much anything but the truth. "

I’ll go to a party being thrown by Agnes :-)

Just tell everyone that there will be pizza and donuts.

Them or Then?

The real question is, “Who is Agnes going to invite?” There aren’t many partygoers around there.

Either the Pilsbury Doughboy or Mr. Planters Peanut

An amazing moment of self awareness for someone who is all too often barely tethered to reality.

Forget it!

Tell them Bob is the host. That’ll pull people in.

Gramma’s gonna put her hoof down

You just tell them Taylor Swift is throwing the party and may even show up.

Tell them you’re going to have a party in that spaceship!!!!!! Wooooo Hooooooo!!!!!!!!!! :)

no wonder i couldn’t get people to attend my parties…