bacon by Lonnie Millsap for September 04, 2023

So much for omnipotent

Proves no purchasing agents make it up there.

Anyway, nice vertical stabilizer!

“The feathered wings are on back order”

Looks like he already has those non-feathered ones on back.

Due to supply chain problems and rising costs individuals are limited to two pair per order as this product may be discontinued.

Bu…bu…bu…….bulbhead

Try flapping them wings, pretty stiff I bet…

Unless there’s a “back” joke in here somewhere …

“The wings used to be built into the robes, but there was unforseen troubles with the feathers on wash day”.