Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for November 10, 2023

“Now, check your phone, and not notice the light’s turned green until just after it turns yellow again.”

Yeah, I always think, “Ha ha, a-hole!”

What they heard: “you beat all of us to the light!”

That used to be my commute. There were a few that I thought actually made some time because they caught a light that I missed. But two lights further on, there I was, right behind them.

I had this happen the other day. The guy passed on a double yellow line, sped around me, got caught by traffic at the light anyway. And the very best part was, in his frustration and stupidity, ran the red light, and got caught by a cop!

Daily experience in Florida.

I see this EVERY DAY, and still don’t get it.

One of my best driving skills is to spot Type A lunatics and give them just enough space to get them far away from me.

Let me guess, Maryland license plates.

I remember when bad driving was how we identified the sociopaths.

Very very true. Your life won’t be any longer if you get there sooner.

All of you. :)

Chicken…da light!!

I’m a motorcyclist. To this sort we don’t exist. I’ve had to take the shoulder several times as they bumped my elbow. Or tried to.

These wacky-a$$ people who drive like this DO NOT CARE. They do not care about traffic safety or other drivers, so get that idea into your head. They do believe they own the road, and we’re in their way. ESPECIALLY the PICK’EMUP TRUCK DRIVERS” here in the Chicago area.

it’s how you drive when you are more IMPORTANT than anyone else. the opposite who drive 5mph below the speed limit and in the passing lane are the self-proclaimed law obeyers/upholders. between the two it is why I love to stay away from any town larger than a few thousand.