Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 11, 2023

Sand, which he also has in his head.

When they were passing out brains he said “Brains? I don’t need no stinking brains.”

He must be strong to carry all that weight and still stand up straight.

Sandbags are heavy?

For some reason, I expected that idiot to say, “no problem. I have a hawaiian shirt on.”

You KNOW it’s gonna storm when they’re flying the duck with an umbrella flag.

Rain…that’s those water droplets that fall from the sky every so often, right? Sometimes in these dry days, I need to be reminded of what that stuff is!

Dumb & Dumber

he is your son…

Water does fall from the sky. Haven’t seen that happen in a long time here in southeast Texas. Usually we are like a swamp with too much rain.

Throw yourself into a levee breech.

“That Norm’s so dumb!”

“How dumb is he?”

“He’s so dumb, zombies take one look at him and shamble off to look for brains…”

strong but stupid (like so many orange supporters)

He’ll be OK as long as the floodwaters don’t rise higher than his nose.

Stormin’ Norman.

All sink, no swim, with this boy.

He’s certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Isn’t there a famous quote along the lines of; “God takes care of idiots”. But it seems in many bad weather situations…he doesn’t. So listen to the experts.

One of these days the Dad’s eyes are going to pop out of the top of his head.

Uh, Mr. Fagan?

Nobody I know hangs a flag outside their home during a torrential (or otherwise) rainstorm. It just isn’t done anywhere.

I don’t know who is dumber, Norm or Jeff over in Mutt and Jeff.

Did you hear that sound, the collective sound of eyes rolling?

Another nominee for the Darwin Awards.

Fagan must have drawn this during Hurricane Hillary.