Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 13, 2023

One day he accidentally fell on the box, and he hit bottom.

Never mind the story. I want to know who he’s talking to…

Be glad his friend wasn’t as taxidermist.

Compassion for dummies. Book by Horsie. Gets your copies now.

He doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

“Or if you ever need to get a leg up.”

“And I can always help you get a•head”.

the phone is actually his tv remote.

We have nothing but time to hear this story. Spill!

KFC Bucket o’ Shoulders?

What! No Horsequinn? Doesn’t seem right.

Lending a hand? … Okay.

Lending a helping hand? … Not so much.

Horace, I’m hosting a comedy show… can you help me out with a wisecrack…?

Apparently a sob story as well.

What if he needs a “pat on the back? “

Parts-n pieces …now to help a friend in need….sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for…..

If he’s got a heart to sigh on in there …

I want to tie my stomach down. Do you have any belly buttons?

That’s a real knee-slapper! (Wait, do mannequins have knees…?)

What’s that in the road — a head?

And “HOW” is he going to give a helping “HAND” …………… when he has “HOOFS” ………… just asking …… ;)

He’s all set if someone wants to chew his ear.

Hey, that box of mannequin body parts cost him an arm and a leg.

Friends, Romans, countrymen…

That mannequin piece in the back of the box should quit while it’s a head.

This one tickled my FUNNY BONE. Wait, is that a real body part?

Funny! I also love the use of color in your strip. :)

Horace has those because mannequins are cool and make great conversation pieces in one’s home.