Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 25, 2023

Paul has you beat — he’s a fourth year freshman.

Walden is actually the incubator for fresh, young legislators, headed to D.C.!!!

There are red-shirted slackers? Who knew?

Sometimes, having your back just means he’s behind you. Way, way behind you.

Join the rowing team and see the at least the Charles River

My daughter’s RA can’t organize a movie night for a bunch of lost and lonely freshmen. Shoulda sent my kid to Walden

we actually had 5 year freshmen at ottawa university. the school finally limited it to 4 years. it had a bad problem with drugs and booze. baptist church college. i decided viet nam was the better choice.

Between my junior and senior years, I got a high paying summer job, $3.66 / hr. (1974). Since my folks lived 120 miles away, I got a room in the dorm. My roommate was a guy named Al, who introduced himself by saying everybody called him “Big Al”. The shelves above his desk were filled with Shaklee products, which, at the time, I had never heard of. I came up from dinner one evening and the room was absolutely pitch black. Al was sitting on his bed, completely naked, with his hands cupped over the family jewels. He asked me to close the door since he was “meditating”. Sure thing,“Big Al”, as fast as I possibly can.

“Don’t mess up”? or “Don’t get caught”?