Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 29, 2023

…..and yoga pants.

What about your hunky chiropractor?

It’s a bit of a stretch.

Yoga people never seem to be happy…

They’re always bent out if shape.

What happens when you get hurt doing yoga?

You get yogurt.

I like to do yoga,

every now and zen.

I started dating my yoga instructor.

Now we’re friends with zenefits.

Yesterday I got kicked out of yoga class.

My instructor said you need to go. I said namaste.

Mercedes bends.

Some clients you really need to bend over backwards for.

The customer is always right… except when they are left. And sometimes they are up and down…

Every time I perceive “flexible” and a woman, I think of Elasti-Girl (Helen Parr) now.

Easy to decide what to wear every day?

Doesn’t appear that Roz appreciates her client’s attempt at humor ! ! !

Yoga is an insult to the inflexible.

Oddly, first read as boa constrictor

ba dum tss