Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2023

Suddenly it doesn’t taste so good!!!

The big glue factory in the sky

oooookaaaaay…..

Got a kick to it……….

Running around free on a farm….

Now there’s a guy who put his cart before the horse.

I’m so hungry I could eat a horse. You’re in luck

that must’ve answered the question you probable didn’t want to hear. :p

He couldn’t afford imported meat.

A few passing moments, I watched a segment on The History Channel about pet food. I noticed on one bag of Kennel Rations that they included horsemeat at one time.

“Are you saying that your horses are…”

“Neigh…”

(≖_ʖ ≖)

Bad taste. In….

Whose weenie is in that bun?…

If you love sausages or law, you won’t love how they are made

Which part of the horse did Rodney get?

That a good one. Horse meat hotties. Better not ask where his mom and pop are.

Now, in future, the vendor has hired someone in lieu of the horse to pull it. If you don’t see that guy…don’t ask.

He sounds a little horse.