Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 18, 2023

As the late Lesley Phillips would say, “Ding dong”….

Caution: wide load.

She was the belle of the ball when she was younger.

A (male) friend says he calls his wife “my love boat” and he calls his ex “my love barge”.

Bell-shaped curve?

She’s a well rounded person. All her friends can stand behind her.

The Wiz is bad,

She’d definitely ring his chimes if she heard that.

I think Bung prefers the shape of wine bottles, though!

Yes, with a beautiful figure of 160-160-160. (Feet, that is)

The hills in the distance tell the real story

Translation, fatso Blanche.