Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 01, 2023

Should cut down on the swearing then…………

Blanch would start a few feet behind the men’s.

He hates coming up short in front of the ladies

Interesting. Removing all distinctions between men and women produces adverse affects on women.

The fink should not anger a bunch of women holding nine irons.

It just means a longer ‘drive’, and a bit more time to gab.

I don’t have much interest in chasing errant pocked balls down trap laden fields so what in the blue blazes is Ladies’ tees ?

Topless lady golfers, indeed…

I’m with you King. Blanche and Billie Jean.