Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 11, 2023

…..and hold the anchovies!!!

Extra anchovies, hold the pineapple

And that’s why that pizzaria found itself (ever so against its will) to start adding pineapple to the toppings list. Diabolical, Wiz.

Face it people there’s very few things that people won’t put on Pizza , like ?

I thought he was making spaghetti sauce.

Some times it seems a wizard has been working on my kitchen when a meal I usually do very well comes out looking like nothing one could eat. Gotta be aliens.

I knew it was pizza related. Makes me feel hungry.