Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2023

they don’t know who’s fooling whom even

Might be the reason Latin was taught to the upper classes…….

The Fink doesn’t think before he speaks. In saying, “Fellow peasants”, he is unwitting calling himself a peasant. He should have addressed them as “Fellow countrymen” or “Fellow Id-iots.”

How come we tell people off but we never tell people on?

The ever popular gratuitous insult.

Silencing them with verbiage.

Yeah we do, at least some of us……

“Unaccustomed as I am to pubic sneaking…”

“Aarrgghh! Bung is writing his speeches again!”

eschew obsfucation

The King must have read some of the commenters to reinforce his basic belief…

The King is so short he has to use obfuscation to speak over their heads.

Stealthy insults by the master. And by the way should be your mother wears combat boots.