Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 13, 2023

You’ll need to discount the turkeys, since you missed Thanksgiving

Wal-Mart thinks I want to put up my Christmas tree and eat turkey while wearing my Halloween costume!

… A few turnips, so we can carve lanterns.

Kind of a food fight?

Halloween and Christmas are all about commercialism.

A big box home fix-up center put up both kinds of decorations, but so far they haven’t started with the music and the dancing decorations. Thank goodness,

HA!

Butter. No margarine.

Don’t forget the cranberry sauce! Homemade, not the stuff shaped like a can!

The negotiations were vittle to ending the war.

Now I’m hungry! (Good thing I still have some leftover turkey from Canadian Thanksgiving!)

I thought they were going to bargain over Ankara.