Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 13, 2023

That’s my standard response to either/or questions? “Do you want a cookie or a chocolate?” YES.

Somebody should realize that that somebody is the somebody he can see in somebody’s mirror.

Perspective is all.

Someone didn’t realize it was a stupid question to ask.

The same homework gag reworked time and time again.

Caulfield, if you mean “XOR”, you need to say so. ;-) You also need to understand that even then, they can both evaluate to false – along with your course credit.

1. I’m special. 2. The rules that apply to everybody else don’t apply to me. 3. Everything is negotiable. 4. Everything is about me. 5. The only decisions I’ll accept are the ones in my favor. 6. Everything is a transaction.

Sound familiar?

Per Caulfield, a question without a correct answer.

If Caulfield gained powers, he’d be the worst superhero.

Just do the work and quit complaining.

My daughter has significant special needs due to a health condition. This is actually a question I sometimes need to ask teachers on my daughter’s behalf. I also sometimes need to ask about whether to go through the assignments in order and have virtually all of them be late, or whether to keep up whenever possible and turn in the older work as her condition allows.