Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 13, 2023

I not kean on Ikean

Overrated, poor quality, unassembled furniture

But, are there pictures?

Assemble eh. This looks like a job for… The Avengers!

IKEAN: A language unto itself, loosely related to Swedish

Good thing Ralph has the key to put it together.

I’m assuming he’s referring to their meatballs…

Lös muttrar och bultar

Börk Börk Börk!

Billy the bookcase says “hello.”

Who you callin’ a bits??

This was Flukn Funny.

Back in the day, “Leftover Bits” would have been a very HOT seller …!

Overblown abdomen.

So what do I do with the left over parts-n- pieces?

Pfft … ever try to put Colossus electronic kit together when you’re colorblind.

The store has drawers of spare hardware parts if something is missing. They should sell those.

GȐOJK ON

You get those free – not boxed separately. :)

We have my FiL’s kitchen table with two pull out extensions. Priced right 30 years ago and still works fine.

I remember a friend of mine was given a bag of extra parts when they fixed his car. AND WE WORKED AT THAT SERVICE GARAGE.