I don’t understand how filling his cap with foil prevents mockery. Two possibilities … either the cap raised higher might make people think he has a big brain, or … they might think he has a really full head of hair.
I’m surprised there’s no parallel conspiracy dribble about how tinfoil was replaced by aluminum foil because tinfoil blocks dipsy-doodle rays and aluminum foil doesn’t! Those sinister overlords, always a step ahead!
How about if you line your baseball cap with copper screening, then run one wire down your back and attach it to an other piece of copper screening on the bottom of your shoe? Now you have a grounded Faraday cage to keep the 5G out of your head.
Without a grounding wire that makes a good electrical connection to Earth, that tinfoil acts as an antenna instead of a shield. Your choice: ground your tinfoil hat and have your movements limited by the length of your grounding wire, or wear it ungrounded to allow mind-reading and external thought control to work even better…
Cactus-Pete over 1 year ago
What’s tinfoil?
Leroy over 1 year ago
Very practical!!
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Brilliant but that’s exactly what they want you to think……
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
I will never look at all those guys wearing baseball caps the same again!
maureenmck Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t understand how filling his cap with foil prevents mockery. Two possibilities … either the cap raised higher might make people think he has a big brain, or … they might think he has a really full head of hair.
gokarDun over 1 year ago
You’ll still get mocked until you change the hat color…red is for well… the lesser minded cult warrior.
jango over 1 year ago
Another plot hatched by the aluminum foil companies.
l.vaillancourt over 1 year ago
I’m surprised there’s no parallel conspiracy dribble about how tinfoil was replaced by aluminum foil because tinfoil blocks dipsy-doodle rays and aluminum foil doesn’t! Those sinister overlords, always a step ahead!
Rotary12 Premium Member over 1 year ago
How about if you line your baseball cap with copper screening, then run one wire down your back and attach it to an other piece of copper screening on the bottom of your shoe? Now you have a grounded Faraday cage to keep the 5G out of your head.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
It does explain a lot of red hats out there. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
A perfect hat for the low-I.Q.anon.
perryed over 1 year ago
$1000 says that`s a MAGA cap.
Baucuva over 1 year ago
If you’re that dumb you’re not going to escape the mockery.
ferddo over 1 year ago
Without a grounding wire that makes a good electrical connection to Earth, that tinfoil acts as an antenna instead of a shield. Your choice: ground your tinfoil hat and have your movements limited by the length of your grounding wire, or wear it ungrounded to allow mind-reading and external thought control to work even better…
tcviii Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sometimes red hat is just a hat.