Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 01, 2023

“Cutting” corners, right & left.

“Samurai Barber” – old, old SNL, for you youngsters.

Look closer. The price isn’t “$5 a haircut.” It’s “$5 a head.”

In jail.

so, a descendant of Jim Bowie?

Conan the Barber-ian

Just a little off the top!

he’s getting his ears lowered…

“Sweeney, huh? That’s an interesting name.”

Just Little off the top please !

Yikes!!

… just make sure my sideburns are even!

“Where have I been? Oh, serv… uh, passing time. But I was released early due to good behaviour.”

Something tells me it’s going to be your last haircut.

When he cuts it, it won’t grow back

Haven’t set in a barber’s chair for nearly 15 years…….but I’ve been seriously thinking of getting a professional cut soon. I have a bit of shaking in my hands….one of those “I’m getting old” problems.

“OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”

Maybe that sword is plastic.

Make it a clean cut, please.

Razor, razor, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder…

Razor, razor, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder…

it is the way

When they saw the knife, his ends split.

Looks about like how I cut my hair.

He’s been … NAUGHTY.

Shouldn’t he have a hockey mask on?

It’s quantity, not quality. Good luck……

Where? Why, Fleet Street, why do you ask?

There’s a “stylist” at one of our local clip shops whose nickname is Benihana. After one experience, I’m cutting my own.

He obviously has an axe to grind with this customer, but has grabbed the wrong tool in his haste.

OOPS! Too close….

Obviously studied at the Sweeney Todd School of Barbering.

“Cut!”

Samurai Barber Shop. Alternate universe SNL sketch featuring a sober John Belushi…

The Samuri Barbershop didn’t stay open very long.

Does he want to be a lumberjack?