The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 16, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 year ago

    Thunderbird!

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    Justanolddude Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Could I interest you in a local light white non alcohol wine for only $7 a bottle? Aquafina it is Sir! Excellent choice.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “You might like a wonderful box of red wine.”

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’ll just have a beer, nobody to impress

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Drinking during office hours? Better not let the boss find out. You might find yourself with a pay cut that won’t even let you buy wines that need to be unscrewed.

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    jmworacle  about 1 year ago

    Are the still making Boone’s Farm?

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It is an amusing little vinaigrette!

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    makes one wonder why that would be a problem… :p

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    e.groves  about 1 year ago

    Bring me a bottle of your finest Ripple.

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    krs27  about 1 year ago

    Annie Green Springs?

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Wine whine wine.

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    I’m with you Brutus. I’d like a fine dining experience, only problem is I have a grilled cheese budget.

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    DawnQuinn1  about 1 year ago

    Back when I was younger, the cheap wine was Golden Nut at $2.00 per bottle. Gut rot, the cheapest drunk ever. I used to watch friends get drunk and laugh my tush off at their sorry state. Guess who always drove home? lol

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    walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago

    When we eat out, I splurge on my favorite wine, “House”.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There’s always a catch Brutus .

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The waiter got the quizzical Brutus look….

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    preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My local Kroger sells Bay Bridge for $3/bottle. Great price and not bad taste.

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    dv1093  about 1 year ago

    I know that vintage: it’s called Heinz Red Wine Vinegar.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    “Ask and ye shall receive” and “You get what you pay for” are two sayings that came to my mind. There was a book l read about 50 years ago entitled,“Champagne Living On A Beer Budget”. It had some ideas that Brutus might be able to use….. Good luck. However, just order a great beer that would pair well with his meal. That’s what I would do. l’m a beer kind of guy……

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    it’s called grape juice

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    CorkLock  about 1 year ago

    Give me double shot of water and hold the ice.

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    andersjg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Maybe they can get some of that 5L stuff from Aunty Acid.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Compares favorably”? As in they’re both red and liquid? Brutus next time sneak in your own Three Buck Chuck in a flask. Obviously Brutus isn’t on an expense account!

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    Would sir look some whine instead.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    A dry, listless wine with a hint of food coloring and the bouquet of frozen grape juice. (Available in gallon containers)

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    Skeptical Meg  about 1 year ago

    “Oh, my favorite juice is Mother Goose’s

    Sweet Potato Sparkling Wine

    Let’s get’s juiced on Mother Goose’s

    Mother Goose’s Sparkling Wine"

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    Grain alcohol and Kool-aid.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Instead of changing wines, I think Brutus should change restaurants. If he can’t afford the wine, the meal is going to be a carrot to fit his budget.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    “Yes”, replies the waiter, “we have the house wine, been in the house quite a while, just add it to your salad”…

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    Lola85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I don’t drink, so that’s not a problem for me. However, I’ve never eaten out where they had a diet 7up! I’d even take a diet Sprite, but all they ever have is Coke. If we’re not going to a fancy restaurant—which is very rare—I usually take a 7up with me, and they usually let me drink it.

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    C  about 1 year ago

    Haughty expectations

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    paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Maybe I’ll just order the grape juice.”

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    saylorgirl  about 1 year ago

    Check please!

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    noktar Premium Member about 1 year ago

    tastless wine

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    MRC112  about 1 year ago

    That’s where restaurants make a lot of their profit – on the drinks. For a small glass of wine (so 1/6 a bottle) you are paying the price for the actual bottle.

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