Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 12, 2023

He coaches football and not just wrestling? They seem to have a lot of coaches, considering the school’s budget issues.

It’s not working, Coach? Try moving the watch to your RIGHT wrist.

P1 Football! Oakwood wearing UNC blue! YAS BAY BAY!

P2 Fistpump Man, one of three people listening to Moon’s broadcast, implores Cami to kick Luke’s @ss.

P3 It’s not working and neither is Gil, as usual. Luke begins sprouting hair again as he gets ready to throw down with Cami.

Mayday ! Mayday! Gil, come in ! Quit checking Mimi’s cell phone text messages and get your butt on the sidelines ! Coach Luke is having a meltdown !

Something about a leopard and its spots…

Careful Luke, Dr. Pearl is ready to send you packing .

Quit checking out and pointing at my boobs Luke. Also quit that da mn shedding. Your shedding all over my boobs you pervert.

Hank wouldn’t have a notion but, is Milford running that vaunted Delaware Wing T GilPa installed a few seasons ago? Didn’t Hank mention Kaz would return to coaching? When?

Yes!…it’s about time that someone showed up who would not kiss ‘Coach Cami’s’ a$$ and treat her like she’s the second coming of John Wooden. I’m beginning to really like Luke’s character….

Looks like I picked a good time to go on a two week trip across the pond. A 19 year-old Cami coaching football . . . BHL sporting a Milford Red polo shirt with rampant EES and continued ‘roid rage . . . Gilpa’s marriage in the toilet, and Jamie actually having lines. I obviously need a break. Catch you guys on the rebound.

Lukey is not accepted into the Milford family until shop class makes his customized leather wristwatch band. Complete with 2 coats of hair repellent.

in the bandar tongue luke is telling cami she couldn’t even hold up coach doyles pf flyers

gil is taking a cocktail break in the third quarter ?

marty moon sweating it out because jami hasn’t returned with his fluffernutter sandwich

I thought they hired him as a wrestling coach? GIL is the football coach.

Someone please tell Author Barajas “enough with the titles”.

Coaching staff should stop telling the players to fumble…

P1- The phrase is actually “own worst enemy”. Maybe Henry should stick to < Korean >.

Who’s calling the plays?? Cami? Luke?Gil? LOL Tobe probably.

Come on, Milford. Second place in The Valley is going to be a lot tougher if you lose to crummy Oakwood. And speaking of crummy, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is now online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/09/12/oh-no-the-shedding-is-back/

The enemy is literally us today.

Do I see a game-winning rainbow kick by ToBe coming?