Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 12, 2023

when it comes to “cheap,” take Andy’s word for it.

i but spending money on that phone really smarts, eh buddy! Andy has no mobile phone as he is rarely that mobile!

Must be related to Mr. Haney.

First it’s pandering, now it’s slander.

The tipoff would be “honest”

You might use it one day Andy.

Rolex Anyone?

Did “Honest” Harry start out as a used-car salesman??

I guess Flo knows honest Harry, too.

It’s a fake phone…a phone-y.

Fake?, yes. Cheap?, maybe not.

“Buzz, Blip, Dong?” Sounds ok to me.

“A cheap fake” Like Capp himself!

Trust Andy. He knows all the fakes and frauds and scams.

“You get what you pay for, unless it’s an Apple product.”

That should bring out the trolls…

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Nice rimshot by the phone on Andy’s comment.

We have a saying in Spanish, “¡Barato es barato!” ( Cheap is cheap ) which means, You get what you pay for. Don’t complain when those knock-offs and bargain basement products don’t work properly, or fall apart after a short usage time.

The Brits have an expression: Save a penny, lose a pound!

Buying cheap goods will cost you in the long run.

Andy doesn’t have a smartphone cause he can’t find one that can survive constant dips in the canal.

Any business with “honest” in its name probably isn’t. Same goes for “home-made”.

Modern tech just doesn’t feel right in Andy Capp. (Not that I want him riding dinosaurs or anything!)

In Andy’s case, it takes a con man to know a con man.

Musta been from amazon, Honest Harry is a “Vine Voice”, selling off the made in China crap defective products he gets…

The prounounciation of the H’s in “Honest” and “Harry” don’t even sound remotely alike.

So there you ’ave it!

xxx

@Everyone

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Anybody with “Honest” in their name is probably anything but honest. it’s like calling Andy “Sober Andy.”

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Andy is not cheap and defiantly not fake. He is what he is and he’s not going to change.

A £5 phone is worth what you paid.