Free Derange from Not Always Right:
Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, what does free-range chicken mean?”
Me: “That means our chickens are not raised in cages. They get to walk around outside, which is important to the quality of life for the animals.”
Customer: with a horrified expression “How do you make sure they don’t eat bugs and stuff while they’re outside?”
Me: “We make sure the farmers put up a sign that says ‘Don’t Eat Bugs’ in chicken-scratch so they can read it.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll take two breasts.”
Be sure to follow the chicken rules. You don’t wanna cluck around and find out.
The truth is is Rory should never be left unattended.
or they’ll cross the road and we’ll never know why.
I don’t think most people pay attention to signs…just go into some of the rest rooms at your local store….
Some chickens have been found sitting on the wings in flight. Poor hens just wanted to fly.
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
Free Derange from Not Always Right:
Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, what does free-range chicken mean?”
Me: “That means our chickens are not raised in cages. They get to walk around outside, which is important to the quality of life for the animals.”
Customer: with a horrified expression “How do you make sure they don’t eat bugs and stuff while they’re outside?”
Me: “We make sure the farmers put up a sign that says ‘Don’t Eat Bugs’ in chicken-scratch so they can read it.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll take two breasts.”
TonysSon about 1 year ago
Be sure to follow the chicken rules. You don’t wanna cluck around and find out.
GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago
The truth is is Rory should never be left unattended.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago
or they’ll cross the road and we’ll never know why.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
I don’t think most people pay attention to signs…just go into some of the rest rooms at your local store….
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
Some chickens have been found sitting on the wings in flight. Poor hens just wanted to fly.