Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 14, 2023

They’re not getting to the meat of the case

I’ll have all three, on a Dutch Crunch roll!!!!

It looks Deli•berate

Looks like a sub standard investigation

Oi!

I’d take the case, but I already have a cold.

I have a gut feeling it was the Sausage Link gang….

is there water nearby? like for an Italian sub

Ickey Woods strikes again!

Looks like it already was in the cold cut case.

The glass is on the outside. Might be an inside job. Or an escape. The mustard is also missing, so a team effort.

This reminds me of what happens to the outside felines when it get below 40 degrees outside.

Cold cats.

The steaks are high in this case. Hopefully it’s a job that’s well done

Marmaduke struck again!!!

File it under H for Henny Youngman.

Look for a suspect with Grey Poupon mustard on his face

They caught a suspect tampering with the refrigeration unit, but soon he was Freon bail.

The butter did it.

There’s only one conclusion. No matter how you slice it.

Is there a hero to be found? One on a hot roll could make a break in this cold case.

Just look at that crime scene. You never sausage a mess.