Adult Children by Stephen Beals for September 04, 2023

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Lard to like

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    Doctor Toon  over 1 year ago

    Our scanner scans from 2 angles, it can find the upc by itself if you wave the box around long enough

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    That customer makes a good point. If you’re doing the cashier’s job, you should at least get his discount.

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    Janet Gamble Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s funny that customers think all us retail employees, get a discount!

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    All of the stores I’ve seen still have the attended lane option. She can have the patience to wait in the cashier’s line or deal with the machine. Her “discount” is the time she expected to save by using the machine.

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    RadioDial Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I actually like the newer smarter self-checkouts.

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    TheBigPickle  over 1 year ago

    “Do I get an employee discount for using the self checkout?” has become the new “If it doesn’t scan it must be free” joke repeated ad nauseum.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 1 year ago

    Target and Walmart have seen a 50% increase in shoplifting since they went to self-checkout. The Target CEO blames lax crime punishment.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When I lived elsewhere the nearby grocery store had self checkout. I was shunted to it when the cashier closed her register and the other lines were long. 6 – 7 in the two open lines. It was a Safeway and it’s parent company had an advertising catch phrase, “Three’s a crowd.” which meant that if a checkout line was 3 or more they would open a new one. The lines got longer. I took my cart to the self-checkout and took my discount. And every time I came back to that store until we moved.

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    John Lamb Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I didn’t realize that she works at Walmart.

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    Baucuva  over 1 year ago

    That’s why self checkout lanes are slow. They’re manned by inexperienced, inefficient and slow people called customers.

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If self-checkout really saved the store money, then Aldi would adopt it in a heartbeat. Aldi is relentlessly searching for economies (no free bags, 25 cent deposit on carts so they don’t have to chase the in the parking lot, mostly store brand merchandise, limited choices to shave inventory cost, etc.). But I’ve not seen a self-checkout at Aldi. (Let me know if I’m wrong.) So I suspect shrinkage eliminates most of the savings from self-checkout.

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