Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 18, 2023

The sphinx works at the other station. He should know the train schedule.

Man, the service in nowhere is terrible. They are so getting a bad review!

Just watch: The train will break down because a single snowflake got sucked into an air-intake on the engine’s underside, resulting in multiple delays.

The conductor has a 100% train on time record , though.

Hows interesting that you can still get cell phone service in the second or third enchanted lands. The phone companies DO rule the universe.

Now they’re waiting for To-Go. Do you think he’s coming?

So you remember the buses in that SpongeBob episode in the dark known as Rock Bottom?.

Patrick who is slow and fat never should’ve been able to catch it, but they were specifically avoiding SpongeBob to taunt him.

and only buses going that fast could make it up that 90 degree road wall and that’s why they had to take off in 2 seconds.

Well I wonder if that was one of Dana’s favorite early episodes of that show, back when it was actually worth something and decent for it’s date and audience.

This whole place has been like a funny but scary doom world for Phoebe and Dakota.

So at least now they won’t have to miss out on Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas with Marigold

Bullet Train I guess!

Yeah, he’s pretty cool otherwise.

I’m always hearing Ernesto with the voice of Martin on ‘The Simpsons’ – a nerd that even nerds find nerdy.

Pretty sure if you dig deep enough there are more.

I’m guessing the conductor isn’t Frank Nelson.

…and we’re hoofing it once more, it looks like. But at least that means we’ll get to see more of this bizarre land they’ve ended up in!

If you thought the trip was boring before, wait until the “Sphinx” starts trying out new riddles on you three.

Even the Sphinx is impressed.

Must be a bullet train.

Just wait for the train that says “This is for sure a trap”

How long have they been in this nowhere place? It seems like a long time now, I bet their parents are worried sick.

Just wait, it seems time moves at different rates here, and another train will be along soon. Or maybe the same one will come back around. Do you suppose that cat will join them and make one of the girls her servant?

They can catch the next train. But it has written on the side: "Okay, this one is a trap. "