Kliban by B. Kliban for September 15, 2023

How can you tell, it’s wearing a veil.

What is “avail” in Hebrew?

Oy veh!

Oy thar, matey!

Ahabarabbi?

Moby Foreskin

Until I read the story, I thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

Now they’re vaklempt! OY VEY!

What did the word “moby” mean (assuming he didn’t just make it up) before Melville used it for his title.

Happy Rosh Hashana to those who celebrate it.

After staring at this cartoon for days, I finally get it. Vat a dummy!