Our story opens to the sounds of macho Nihongo stuff:[sucking sound]; Katana; Wakizashi; Bokken etc. [a deep hoarse O-o-o-o]“Sumimasen, Kojiro san: kaisuiyoku ni ikimasen ka?1” as Miyamoto Musashi once said to Sasaki Kojiro on Ganryûjima . Oh sorry, sorry I’m sure you don’t have the faintest idea what that’s all about, and that’s simply because you probably don’t realise this is the famous, or at least infamous Talk Like a Samurai Day—-I mean I suppose you wouldn’t really since I’ve only just invented it.
Ahhh, HR’s not so bad… they call me into their office at least once a week, just to talk about how I’m doing. Although, they always mistakenly say “what am I doing” first.
some little boys go trick or treating as pirates. an older lady opens the door and says luck at the buccaneers. the boy in the front says yeah, and these are my buckin eyes, and this is my buckin nose…
BasilBruce 12 months ago
Make him walk the plank, Horace!
Argythree 12 months ago
Fits. Most HRs I worked with were like pirates…
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 12 months ago
Talk the an HR pirate, then.
Ermine Notyours 12 months ago
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buck an ear!
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member 12 months ago
Talk Like a Samurai Day
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Our story opens to the sounds of macho Nihongo stuff:[sucking sound]; Katana; Wakizashi; Bokken etc. [a deep hoarse O-o-o-o]“Sumimasen, Kojiro san: kaisuiyoku ni ikimasen ka?1” as Miyamoto Musashi once said to Sasaki Kojiro on Ganryûjima . Oh sorry, sorry I’m sure you don’t have the faintest idea what that’s all about, and that’s simply because you probably don’t realise this is the famous, or at least infamous Talk Like a Samurai Day—-I mean I suppose you wouldn’t really since I’ve only just invented it.
Doug K 12 months ago
Arrrgh!
Gent 12 months ago
Does cowboy pirates rides sea horsies?
Dobie Premium Member 12 months ago
Ahhh, HR’s not so bad… they call me into their office at least once a week, just to talk about how I’m doing. Although, they always mistakenly say “what am I doing” first.
gammaguy 12 months ago
He got a call from his HomeRoom?
(Yeah, I know, that “HR” is really supposed to mean “Horse Resources”.)
charles9156 12 months ago
hr is irate you forgot the p
rshive 12 months ago
It’s the comics police, Horace. They don’t like pirates.
ericlscott creator 12 months ago
Love the phone icon to indicate sound.
jscarff57 Premium Member 12 months ago
Oh no, its HERRRRRRRRR…
davewhamond creator 12 months ago
If you yell ARRRRR all day, you could end up a little Horace.
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! :)
Bill D. Kat Premium Member 12 months ago
HR???
InTraining 12 months ago
HR is calling about the loud singing from the break room…“YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM”…!
Jesse Atwell creator 12 months ago
Aaarrrrr Aarrrrr Hr… Hrdy Har Har… Hardy Har Har! : )
dbrucepm 12 months ago
some little boys go trick or treating as pirates. an older lady opens the door and says luck at the buccaneers. the boy in the front says yeah, and these are my buckin eyes, and this is my buckin nose…
PaintTheDust 12 months ago
Yeah, HR. I work in HR (technical role, but still), pirates don’t describe the half of it.
TheWildSow 12 months ago
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, Matey!
Amanda El-Dweek creator 12 months ago
HAHA!!
JH&Cats 12 months ago
How’s this: The pirate says, “I’ll just lift this music off the Net and use it for my own website at no charge, haha.”