Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 19, 2023

Make him walk the plank, Horace!

Fits. Most HRs I worked with were like pirates…

Talk the an HR pirate, then.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Talk Like a Samurai Day

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Our story opens to the sounds of macho Nihongo stuff:[sucking sound]; Katana; Wakizashi; Bokken etc. [a deep hoarse O-o-o-o]“Sumimasen, Kojiro san: kaisuiyoku ni ikimasen ka?1” as Miyamoto Musashi once said to Sasaki Kojiro on Ganryûjima . Oh sorry, sorry I’m sure you don’t have the faintest idea what that’s all about, and that’s simply because you probably don’t realise this is the famous, or at least infamous Talk Like a Samurai Day—-I mean I suppose you wouldn’t really since I’ve only just invented it.

Arrrgh!

Does cowboy pirates rides sea horsies?

Ahhh, HR’s not so bad… they call me into their office at least once a week, just to talk about how I’m doing. Although, they always mistakenly say “what am I doing” first.

He got a call from his HomeRoom?

(Yeah, I know, that “HR” is really supposed to mean “Horse Resources”.)

hr is irate you forgot the p

It’s the comics police, Horace. They don’t like pirates.

Love the phone icon to indicate sound.

Oh no, its HERRRRRRRRR…

If you yell ARRRRR all day, you could end up a little Horace.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! :)

HR???

HR is calling about the loud singing from the break room…“YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM”…!

Aaarrrrr Aarrrrr Hr… Hrdy Har Har… Hardy Har Har! : )

some little boys go trick or treating as pirates. an older lady opens the door and says luck at the buccaneers. the boy in the front says yeah, and these are my buckin eyes, and this is my buckin nose…

Yeah, HR. I work in HR (technical role, but still), pirates don’t describe the half of it.

What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, Matey!

HAHA!!

How’s this: The pirate says, “I’ll just lift this music off the Net and use it for my own website at no charge, haha.”