Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 08, 2023

Yep, it’s a cult. No question.

The Disciples keep denying they are part of a cult.

It’s almost like they’re embarrassed to admit it.

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Yet they absolutely know that Their Messiah is guilty of all the indictments’ charges — and they approve of his having committed all those crimes.

Since he said that he would testify in court, I wanna see how long Donnie Boy is gonna hold that face when he has to lie to back the lies that he lied about. Oh, and “Let’s Go Suzie!”

I would be so happy to see an end to the Chief Annoyance Officer and his minions.

If you watch Jordan Klepper trying to have conversations with actual tRumpers, yes, it is a cult.

The orange traitor was always a greedy, psychopath and a criminal, a house of moldering, pee-stained, cardboard propped up by lies upon even more lies. A lifelong Democrat until 2016, we should consider ourselves lucky he decided to destroy the GOP from within and is succeeding beyond my wildest dreams! Yes, it’s scary to watch, but it’s like that when something ugly dies.

Assuming that the last four panels are supposed to be a reference to Calvin and Hobbes, on the worst day of his young life Calvin was never truly evil. Little Donald, on the other hand…

Another great one from Mr. Bolling

Now substitute Little Donald with a Left-Wing Lunatic screaming Climate Change! Climate Change! Climate Change as they squat down in the middle of I-95.

This is SO D*** ACCURATE that it’s NOT FUNNY, but it’s REALLY SCARY!!!

Where’s Hobbs?

Donald and John is a brilliant series. I’d love to see it every week!

MAGA chuds have no choice but to stick to the delusion. If they admitted that ex-presdeedent butt baby lied to them, they wouldn’t be able to handle it. They’re not mentally strong enough to come to terms with the reality of what they’ve done, all for nothing.

News flash: The GQP has always been a cult.

The situation in blue collar America has been deliberately designed by 1%ers to produce MAGAts. They own the news outlets that broadcast the conservative propaganda, and use them specifically for that purpose. These are people who were raised listening to Rush Limbaugh and then Fox News. In some rural areas, the only actual news is on the local main stream networks, and they have bent over backwards for years to not take sides, even when one side is obviously lying. And, the people they have coffee with, go to church (or the bar) with etc are dealing with the same situation. That means that real people that you know and trust are backing up what you are getting from the propaganda machine. Unless you are a really intelligent, involved person, you are going to accept the world you see, unaware that it has been paid for and organized by people who are working against your best interests.

Now, consider the possibility that the world you live in is not only being exposed as fake by the real news agencies, but even Faux news has now decided they can’t keep up the hoax and will have to get real occasionally. You are faced with the situation of having lived in a farce your entire life. Can you imagine how frightening that would be? Be generous with them. They are victims of the 1%. If we don’t rub their noses in the situation and support them, they may be able to see the truth.

The good news is that according to polls, many of their kids are getting educated and seeing the real world. The truth is like Krytonite to their world, and schools are crawling with truth. A small percentage of young people are still living in the Faux bubble.

tRump’s cult is nicknamed “G.R.O.S.S.” Ghastly Republicans Observing Stupid Senseless Idiot. Oh, I guess it should be “G.R.O.S.S.I.”

The Calvinist influence comes out.

Panel 8 says it best for me.

91 felony counts. I don’t care what your politics are, he’s simply not going to beat all that.

In the comments of a previous D&J page featuring Trumpy’s version of G.R.O.S.S., I wrote a gag about how they’re not imaginary, they just have all the same imaginary friends as Donald. John started asking, “So they’re a cu—” and Donald interrupted him, saying, “A cut about the rest, yes.”

Did you see the mistake I made? That’s right, the part where Donald bothered trying to hide it.

Telling the people to go home after not even telling them to go in…

How dangerous.

Bu- bu- but he had boat parades! Checkmate, groomer libs! (/s obviously)