Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for September 19, 2023

well, Adam… next time it’s Mammy.

Probably shouldn’t have said you didn’t like that name, Adam.

Ask him about using JointFlex. Sure he’s familiar with that!!!

Metamucil? Your dad’s not that old yet, Clayton!

Do they still manufacture Geritol?

Sounds like someone’s about to be sent to his room — without electronics.

It would be a Miralax if Metamucil worked for Adam.

Adam is rather full of it…

I always liked “Pa”, but I never got a chance to say it to anyone who wouldn’t take away my ice cream for saying it.

What an obnoxious kid.

Adam will defend Metamucil with every fiber of his being.

The Geritol question made me wonder about “Carter’s little liver pills”……still around?

Makes you look like Popeye’s old man.

I thought pappy was the guy who lived in a shack in the hills.

boy that young whippersnapper shur got gumption

Now you know the kids are always looking for ways to get under your skin, you just handed them one.

“Pops” sound like the backstage doorman in an old “Follies” movie.

Kid’s picking up his sister’s bad habits; mouthing off…

It took me a very long time to realize that my kids didn’t respect my boundaries the way I did my mom because I didn’t know how to, or want to, invoke terror in them. And because that was the only that I learned my kids walked all over me.

Ye Olde Patriarch.

No Adam, it empties a dietary surplus.

Some of us in the South (Hemisphere) look forward with apprehension to the heat, humidity, and fires of the hotter months, (not to mention the spiders).

I wonder why God created such creepy creatures to eat insects, instead of something more pleasant. But who am I to question God’s work?

Your kids can call him Pappy