Close to Home by John McPherson for September 20, 2023

anyway…hope his food doesn’t make you falafel!

Everything he serves is as dry as the Sahara.

And now some breaking news. Egyptians have taken over the food truck industry. And that’s a wrap.

Fullawful wraps.

My mummy done told me.

“And how are those?” – “To die for!!!”

PU that sphinx. He should stick to cold deserts, like flavored Isis.

Dang! That’s genius! … John’s just giving away business ideas!

Oooo-oooo, here’s one! A vampire food truck … “SNACKULA” !

I’m gonna be rich!

What an adorable food truck! It’s positively Charmin®

No sandwiches? Tut, tut, tut.

Dr. Who. “Are you my mummy?” (That was a heart breaker)

Looks like John has the same love of puns as his followers. Corny!

Chicken or turkey?

As it slowly drives down the streets does it play “Walk Like an Egyptian” over the loud speaker?

It’s only a matter of time before someone steals the idea…. or part of it…Maybe “Hollywood Salads” “It’s a wrap”…. Mummy’s Yummies is better…

He should use pharolls for the sandwiches.

Bleeb, I am sorry that the first half of your week has been so . . . unproductive. Hopefully, little alien buddy, you will have better luck in the second half of the week, especially since the bar has been set so low.

At least the truck’s not too pharaoh way.

“Hey, there’s nothing in this wrap!! Egypt me!!”

He should at least have finger sandwiches.

This one is GAUZING me to laugh!

Guess it would figure they specialize in wraps.

..and they’re a bit on the chewy side today, too.

It’s all part of a pyramid scheme!

Don’t eat there. I heard someone in the back coffin.

The Powers That Be tried unsuccessfully to keep this under wraps. I’d better wrap this up before TPTB come after me!

And it looks like they’re sold out.

Heard tell his wraps are pretty binding.

Great pun Mister McPherson!