I’d shop there but I believe honesty is the best policy.
…but he’s being honest.
At least Scrooge isn’t going bankrupt and closing.
The nice Mr. Scrooge even hired poor Tiny Tim. I hope he has a good medical plan.
“God bless us everyone”
He also owns a tavern called Bar Humbug.
There’s a souvenir shop in Las Vegas with the sign “If it’s in stock, we have it!”.
Well, puts one in mind of Ralph’s Pretty Good Grocery in Lake Wobegon, whose watchword is some variation on “If you can’t find it at Ralph’s, you probably don’t need it”.
It’s a closer approach than many places. And refreshingly honest.
Justanolddude Premium Member 9 months ago
I’d shop there but I believe honesty is the best policy.
Tigressy 9 months ago
…but he’s being honest.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 9 months ago
At least Scrooge isn’t going bankrupt and closing.
P51Strega 9 months ago
The nice Mr. Scrooge even hired poor Tiny Tim. I hope he has a good medical plan.
rockyridge1977 9 months ago
“God bless us everyone”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
He also owns a tavern called Bar Humbug.
RabbitDad 9 months ago
There’s a souvenir shop in Las Vegas with the sign “If it’s in stock, we have it!”.
AndrewSihler 9 months ago
Well, puts one in mind of Ralph’s Pretty Good Grocery in Lake Wobegon, whose watchword is some variation on “If you can’t find it at Ralph’s, you probably don’t need it”.
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
It’s a closer approach than many places. And refreshingly honest.