Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 29, 2023

That’s his twin brother, Confusius.

That’s why there are no Hallmark birthday cards with sayings from Confucius.

I guess you better go back to your job at the fortune cookie factory.

I knew his brother, Confusedcuis.

He might know some good lines, but that would be an Ancient Chinese Secret!!

Mmmm, sounds delicious! … wait, maybe that’s confections!

Never mind…

Confused Confucius

Chat GPT has some great suggestions if you need to write a greeting card! Just tell if you want a dozen, one or two sentence greetings’ for whatever occasion and it almost instantly gives you 12 examples you can tweak however you want. It works great for Christmas greetings!

Aaaaaaah…soooooo!

Since he has a cup on his desk, he might tell everyone that today is national coffee day.

Card may cost money, but you are priceless.

National Urban Wildlife Refuge Day, National VFW Day, National Coffee Day (Celebrate both with a Sip and Support with coffee and Vets. Check your your local or chain coffee shop.)

When words don’t come to you, draw a little picture.

Practicing what he preaches:

“Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.”…!

—Confucius

Confucius the gag writer.

“Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one."

:)

Is Confucius a member of the Screen Writers’ Guild and therefore on strike?

I’m sure Dave could give him some advice.

Inside copy is the hardest part