Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 27, 2023

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 12 months ago

    Given the choice between having the stork deliver more kids or more jokes, I vote for the jokes!

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    angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago

    Cool legs and feet.

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    blunebottle  12 months ago

    Must be a new Dad.

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    Zykoic  12 months ago

    The secret is out now.

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Wow, new slippers! I can’t wait to put them on and read this note.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Surely the Stork meant “Dad” jokes, not “Bad” jokes?

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    phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago

    Amazon hasn’t taken over this business yet, but I’m sure they’re working on it.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    Take the baby, leave the slippers and jokes…

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 12 months ago

    Surprised guy to Stork: Boy do you have the WRONG address.

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    sandflea  12 months ago

    Looks like the Vlasic pickle stork.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    Ha! So that’s where Dad jokes come from.

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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member 12 months ago

    Everything a new dad needs.

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    PaintTheDust  12 months ago

    He got the complete package! They say kids don’t come with instruction manuals, but this is the next best thing.

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    ericlscott creator 12 months ago

    Happy baby!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 12 months ago

    Brilliant!!!

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