My wife will not let me operate the dishwasher or the washing machine. However, I do get to wash the oversized pots and pans that don’t fit. Fortunately we recently remodeled the kitchen an now have a sink big enough to fit them.
My wife likes to cook, I like to eat: it’s a good system. She chases me out of “her” kitchen when she is cooking and I chase her out of “my” kitchen when I’m cleaning up.
I fondly remember the children’s story about the man who stopped washing dishes. Just went through all the plates, bowls, platters, pots, pans, started on other flat or bowl-shaped objectes in the house — when he got to the last clean ash tray, he hauled everything out in a downpour and let the rain wash it all.
Yakety Sax 9 months ago
What? No dog?
sandpiper 9 months ago
H-m-m-m-m . . . wonder why
Doug K 9 months ago
She doesn’t seem to appreciate everything he does for her.
Imagine 9 months ago
So that she has something to complain about. Keeps her happy.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
“It wasn’t raining today, and ants take too long.”
BadCreaturesBecomeDems 9 months ago
Electrolux? He should be using a shop vac…
Just-me 9 months ago
No dog named Cold Water?
dflak 9 months ago
My wife will not let me operate the dishwasher or the washing machine. However, I do get to wash the oversized pots and pans that don’t fit. Fortunately we recently remodeled the kitchen an now have a sink big enough to fit them.
My wife likes to cook, I like to eat: it’s a good system. She chases me out of “her” kitchen when she is cooking and I chase her out of “my” kitchen when I’m cleaning up.
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
I fondly remember the children’s story about the man who stopped washing dishes. Just went through all the plates, bowls, platters, pots, pans, started on other flat or bowl-shaped objectes in the house — when he got to the last clean ash tray, he hauled everything out in a downpour and let the rain wash it all.
mindjob 9 months ago
He tried the water pik, but it took too long
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
You suck.
monya_43 9 months ago
He’s a big help. I mean his size, not his actions.
V45mikky 9 months ago
Is it a wet-dry vac?
paranormal 9 months ago
After this stage he puts them on the floor for the dog to finish up…
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
I hate when that happens….
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 9 months ago
I take my wife out on her birthday so no dishes to wash
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Dry cleaning the dishes is very thoughtful!
cactusbob333 9 months ago
He sucks at this job.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
It sucks when you don’t have a dog.
pamela welch Premium Member 9 months ago
Please don’t!
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
Nature won’t be the only one to abhor a vacuum once his wife sees this.
ArcticFox Premium Member 9 months ago
Wonder what he does for their anniversary???
ellisaana Premium Member 9 months ago
As long as he doesn’t try siphoning gas next.