Close to Home by John McPherson for October 22, 2023

one way to have the beach to yourself’

Where is the pretty artist girl?

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…

How cute!

Bleeb, the light keeper, observing from the shore before returning to his little light keeper house!

How did they know the first victim in the movie Jaws had a dandruff problem?

They found her head & shoulders on the beach

Twenty Thousand Laughs Under the Sea

The School of Pranks and Tricks….

Wow, that guy’s got a neck like an owl’s!

Oh, wouldn’t it have been neat to have a REAL shark right behind the little fishies, grinning?

Yeah….til a REAL one shows up

Teamwork!

Duhhh-dunh! Duhhh-dunh! — Dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh!

Sorry, sorry! I just thought it could use some intense music.

That is pretty funny, though!

The guy on the beach is pointing to a real Megalodon!

I’d be more afraid of slipping down the underwater slope if I were chest deep only a few feet from shore.

I believe the one with stripes is a clownfish.

Hi, Bleeb!

Kind of what I imagine going through the mind of the old guy in the big truck at the store. Picking up some milk partner?

Ichthyoid Mafia

HA! Not cool, Fish can be so emotionally unsupportive!

Spoken like a true politician.

Those fish must come from an seaweed-league school. So smart.

That’s pretty smart for shallow thinking.

Hmmmm….two shark themes in my favourites today. Are we entering “Shark Week”?

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