Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 29, 2023

This tactic from 1940 actually still worked. Horay!

Butkus used to spit on the ball.

That strategy was brilliant; now they only lost by 35. Even worse than the Bears, and that’s saying a lot.

What a dumb@ss.

There goes second in the Valley.

I thought Pedro could throw a pass through the eye of a needle at fifty yards? What happened? (Maybe Pedro’s arm is good as ever, but Milford doesn’t have anyone able to catch a pass?)

Number seventeen was distracted by the quarterback fumble in panel 3.

That worked out well, don’t you think? As Milford takes that bus ride of shame home, WMFD is crackling over the speakers. Wonder who’s crying now?

Goshen, run it up. Leave no doubt.

Originally a strip about a good coach and sports. Now there’s less and less sports and the coaching is terrible.

Bro, what are you on because in all reality I got Covid !

To everyone I mocked because they declared “I’m leaving, this is good-bye…”.......I totally understand

Now what did THAT accomplish???? Normally, in times past, Gil gives silly advice like yesterday BUT THEY WIN THE GAME.This “If rape is inevitable, act like Tony the Tiger” tactic bombed worse than the Broncos.

Down by 36 in the 4th quarter, Gil certainly picked a fine time to start growling. I’m starting to think that maybe Gil “knows a guy who knows a guy” who can fix the COTY voting. You know, like maybe find him 11,780 votes or something.

What did the growling accomplish? Did they score. Will it help when they play Goshen in the playdowns? What about Cami tic tac toe strategy? So many unanswered questions.

yes and where is marty moon I heard hes learning the bandar tongue to do games in tazmania

milford needs the ghost of pop to give the team a pep talk

mimi is going to the land of judge parker to see if abbey needs any company

Since Goshen has such a commanding lead late in the fourth quarter, this lineman must be a bench warmer from the third team. He is terrified when the Milford player facing him starts to growl, since his opponent is clearly undergoing gastric distress from eating those amazing Sloppy Joes just before the game and is now about to start projectile vomiting.

Yes, if it wasn’t the bench warmers at that time the opposing coach would be accused of running up the score.

Dreadful week of work

This is still better than ANY strip that features Keri, Jami, or HeeHaw

Man, this conference must be the hottest in the country, what with players always sweating profusely non-stop during games. And usually even after the game is over. So I guess the plan was to confuse the defensive back so much that he’d forget to cover the Milford player, which ruined the shutout. Coach Laz is not happy with #17. And speaking of not being happy, I’m not that happy with today’s Mopped Up Thorp, but at least it’s out there.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/09/29/random-stupidity/

On the bright side, ToBe hasn’t been heard from for quite some time now…