Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for October 05, 2023

3-2-1…. Think fast and act faster, Hoogy ! :-O

Somebody should tranquilize her!

Everyone stop! This is Smokey The Bear, here on an official visit!

“You can’t shoot Smokey Bear!!”

No==tranquilize HER!!

Smokey Bear

You can’t Tranquilize Smokey The Bear – The Parks Service has rules about that. Now all Bear has to do is say “Only you can prevent forest fires” and they’ll know who he is.

…another screaming Karen

hey it’s Smokey!

Tranquiize her the big mouth

Hoogy: Stop! Stop! He’s not a bear! It’s someone in a Smokey the Bear costume! But, the zipper is stuck! He has opposable thumbs! He walks upright! Look, he can talk!

Bear profiling!

Every day it seems like the story couldn’t get any dumber and yet it does. It takes a unique talent to do that. Not a good one, mind you, just a unique one. And Jimbo, unfortunately, has a very, very unique talent.

This woman is a social worker,supposedly. So how does she get to tell Park Rangers what to do?

As Bugs Bunny once said—-“Ehhh,what a naaasty disposition!”

I don’t think the hat is going to fool them. I really hope the women yelling gets shot right in her big old butt.☺️

Somebody stick her with a dart, instead. Besides, she has no jurisdiction in that shack. That’s Ranger Submarine Sandwich’s turf.

She is the one who needs tranquilizing.