Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for October 03, 2023

Lie down and act like a rug.

Just make like a rug.

He’s doomed!

I dunno if the third man is going to worry about anyone getting in the way of his target.

But you’re a bear, Bear – you could duck out a window and climb up on the roof?

Now that he’s talking to humans and all, shouldn’t he get a better name than “Bear”?

Make like a rug, Bear.

Lay down on the floor and pretend to be a bear rug.

Stand still in a corner pretend you are a stuffed bear!

To paraphrase Biff Tannen- Make like a tree and get out of there

RAMPAGE!

Go hide in the box with Jones

I can’t ‘bear’ to wait and see what happens next…

Bear truth?

The kid will keep hugging him and they’ll think he’s a stuffed animal.

Technically,he could make a jump for the tree.But are the leaves thick enough to hide him?

Four (!) people suggested that he lay down and act like a rug, which is probably what Jimbo will do as he tries to prove this story can indeed get dumber and dumber.

Quick! Put on these glasses. It always works for Clark Kent!

All he need do is to stand very still against the wall so she can pass him off asa ‘teaching aid’ for campers.

“Please have a seat on this furry sofa.”