bacon by Lonnie Millsap for September 29, 2023

There may be a good reason the chicken wants to cross the road! (Minus the traffic, that is…)

Why do the cows have no ears!?

Have him bring a bunch of that greener grass.

And look both ways before crossing.

Just hold up an “Eat mor chikin” sign and all will be well.

If he makes it, that is!

So we finally learn that the real answer to “Why did the chicken cross the road?” is “It wanted to harass the cows.”