I get a charge out of all those TV ads for various medications, in which the gauzy images, pleasant scenes of happy, smiling people, and flowery graphics of the product name in an elegant font come on just before the rapid-fire list of the 5000 adverse side effects that the meds will cause. When they say “Ask your doctor if fuxifide is right for you”, they’re really saying “We can’t afford to send our product reps out to every MD in America, but gee, wouldn’t you like to do it for free on our behalf?”.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
Only live once? Obviously the evil atheists have infiltrated the government.
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
Healthy is just a slower way to die……
basspro about 1 year ago
Ian Fleming determined that “You only live twice.”
dbrucepm about 1 year ago
better to die fat, dumb, and happy than skinny, smart, and miserable
uniquename about 1 year ago
If you’re gonna eat that stuff, go to a shop where they make really good ones. Don’t waste the calories on that store bought junk.
InTraining Premium Member about 1 year ago
Please pass the Yummos….!
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Then a good brand name might be DARE
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Go Ahead. The Surgeon General Has Determined The The Way Inflation Is Going You Won’t Be Able to Afford Them Again
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
I get a charge out of all those TV ads for various medications, in which the gauzy images, pleasant scenes of happy, smiling people, and flowery graphics of the product name in an elegant font come on just before the rapid-fire list of the 5000 adverse side effects that the meds will cause. When they say “Ask your doctor if fuxifide is right for you”, they’re really saying “We can’t afford to send our product reps out to every MD in America, but gee, wouldn’t you like to do it for free on our behalf?”.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 1 year ago
They’d better not be talking about my Cinnamon Toast Crunch! It’s ESSENTIAL!!