How about a large bottle of scotch?…..
Cosmo, try sleeping at night.
Not true, you have very good naps at your desk!
We have some toxins that will leave you half-dead?
No, no, coma is good …
He’s not asking for much…
a heart attack
Drunk.
My doctor told me that a blindfold might help me sleep, but I don’t know.
I can’t see myself wearing it.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Sleep experts reckon that in order to stay optimally healthy, you need “6-8 hours a day”.
That’s me buggered then, my day has 24 hours.
I bet that pharmacist talks down to his customers!
No worries, just go back to work
If Cosmo hasn’t slept in days, then maybe an induced coma might be a good option. I wonder if he has any time off coming. Or, would he just do the coma at his desk?
Burrow a little deeper into the clutter on his desk.
Go get a colonoscopy, they’ll give you milk of amnesia, great nap. However….
His sleeping at his desk interferes with his sleeping at night.
Too many pauses in his editing might leave him commatose for an indefinite period.
Just watch one of Biden’s State of the Union speeches…
I have a rubber mallet.
If Ambien totally honest, I wanna be knocked out.
“We have just the thing! Would you prefer regular or fast-acting extra-strength placebo?”
???
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member 12 months ago
How about a large bottle of scotch?…..
Captain Colorado 12 months ago
Cosmo, try sleeping at night.
The dude from FL Premium Member 12 months ago
Not true, you have very good naps at your desk!
Superfrog 12 months ago
We have some toxins that will leave you half-dead?
ekke 12 months ago
No, no, coma is good …
oldthang 12 months ago
He’s not asking for much…
seanfear 12 months ago
a heart attack
Imagine 12 months ago
Drunk.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
My doctor told me that a blindfold might help me sleep, but I don’t know.
I can’t see myself wearing it.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Sleep experts reckon that in order to stay optimally healthy, you need “6-8 hours a day”.
That’s me buggered then, my day has 24 hours.
Prey 12 months ago
I bet that pharmacist talks down to his customers!
bigfranky 12 months ago
No worries, just go back to work
preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago
If Cosmo hasn’t slept in days, then maybe an induced coma might be a good option. I wonder if he has any time off coming. Or, would he just do the coma at his desk?
andersjg Premium Member 12 months ago
Burrow a little deeper into the clutter on his desk.
Spiny Norman Premium Member 12 months ago
Go get a colonoscopy, they’ll give you milk of amnesia, great nap. However….
BiathlonNut 12 months ago
His sleeping at his desk interferes with his sleeping at night.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 months ago
Too many pauses in his editing might leave him commatose for an indefinite period.
trainnut1956 12 months ago
Just watch one of Biden’s State of the Union speeches…
eced52 12 months ago
I have a rubber mallet.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
If Ambien totally honest, I wanna be knocked out.
puddleglum1066 12 months ago
“We have just the thing! Would you prefer regular or fast-acting extra-strength placebo?”
T... 12 months ago
???