Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 30, 2023

In a few weeks she’ll want to be rust free.

The tin man only wants to have a heart on.

Heartless

Yeah goes and enjoys with that heartless freak.

You’ll knows when his parts rusts and creak.

Tin man must be providing a lot of iron

What really bothers him is all that cowardly lyin’.

She certainly was Li-on!

He already is gluten free; he’s made of straw, and straw is devoid of nutrients of any kind. @Ratkin: That comment sure elicited a giggle from me!

Straw man should just suck it up.

She’s gonna have to keep him well lubricated.

HAY!!!

I found this on google: “Since straw is the stalk of the plant, and gluten is found in the seed, straw technically does not contain gluten, although the possibility of cross-contact cannot be entirely ruled out.”… so I guess she’s playing it safe.

She wants to be with someone who’s hard 24/7.

And it’s tough to beat the top of the Tin Man’s head.

Maybe she tired of his strawman arguments?